Those who know me will know i’m the least patient and probably most blunt person that ever lived! For this reason I thought id write a list of things that wind me up. These things may be trivial, may even be things others don’t get phased by but to me are HUGE inconveniences!
- People who don’t butter bread to the edges! Whats the point in a piece of toast if the middle is delicious and buttery but the outside is as dry as a the Sahara!
- People who give you a squash in a tiny glass. If I wanted a shot it wouldn’t be Robinsons! Squash should come in pints or don’t bother!
- People who are in an overtaking lane but drive slower than those in the middle lane!!!! MOOOVVVVVEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! I would have gotten further had I have stayed in the middle lane you Moron!
- When SOMEONE (Not mentioning names but am definitely talking about someone who I live with that i’m marrying) puts his clothes not in, but next to the washing basket on the floor! PUT IT IN THE BASKET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- When Wagamamas write on the paper on my table instead of writing it on a notepad or order book. I find it smug and unnecessary. If you can remember what I’ve ordered why are you defacing my table!
- When I’m in a restaurant and the waiters wait until you’ve just taken a big bite of food to come and ask you if everything’s ok with your meal! I know what your doing, your waiting until I cant physically answer in case what i’m about to say is negative!
- When i’m at a bar waiting to be served, the bar staff make eye contact, they know i’m here, someone else comes to the bar and they try and serve them first. There are 2 issues here and I WILL be speaking my mind in this situation. 1. The person who’s just walked up to the bar can see you were there first. 2. What is the bar staffs problem?! Say bye bye to your tip and prepare for an ear full. Please note I have absolutely no self respect in making a scene. I guarantee 100% you feel more awkward than I do!
- When you whatsapp someone, they’re online but haven’t read your message. I know you’ve seen it and haven’t clicked onto the message so I don’t get 2 blue ticks. I WILL harass you and keep messaging until you answer!
- Friends who ask me to come to the toilet with them on a night out. Its a NO from me! Unless your wearing a jump suit and need help zipping it why do you need me to come? I’m on a night out not doing care for the community!
- Following on from the above deep chats on a night out. I want to show myself up and dance like a Muppet, sing Billie Piper ‘Because we want to’ like i’m auditioning for pop idol and make some all round bad life decisions. I don’t need your philosophical chat to get in the way of that. Bye Felicia!
As i’m sure you can imagine the list extends way further than 10 points. It would appear i’m rather easily irritated! Let me know what grinds your gears………………..